
Ms.Santa Sperm is HAPPY!
Ms. Santa Sperm by Bethann Shannon
Copyright 2006 -2009
Well! I’m HAPPY! My websites showed up suddenly!
www.mypetsperm.com
www.bethannshannon.com
They had totally vanished a couple of weeks ago…
Very weird… I still haven’t heard from my web master.
I’m actually a little bit worried about him…
because that was highly unusual for him to completely vanish.
We’ll see what happens…I just want it up & fixed forever…
I did notice the SHOP IS NOT up…
so, for SHOPPING for my Sperm Art &
My Pet Sperm stress balls (signed!)…
PLEASE go to:
www.thesillyspermshop.etsy.com
www.cafepress.com/sillyspermshop
Thanks for hanging in there with me & I’ll keep you posted!
HAPPY & SAFE HOLIDAY SEASON EVERYBODY!!
&
A SUPER HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Bethann Shannon’s work is protected under
copyright & trademark law.
Licensing available.
Please contact artist.
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Hi everybody!
My Pet Sperm.com
&
BethannShannon.com
are temporarily experiencing technical difficulties…
Check us out at:
www.thesillyspermshop.etsy.com
www.flickr.com/theartangel/
www.cafepress.com/sillyspermshop
You can still purchase My Pet Sperm (signed!) on ETSY!
We’ll keep you posted!
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ANGEL DEVIL ONE EYE GUY by Bethann Shannon

ONE EYE GUY – Devil or Angel?
I just love my One Eye Guy!
One of my favorite characters to paint & draw is my “One Eye Guy”!
He always gives me a giggle! Is he a strange big eyed bodiless monster or a man with his hand in his pocket?
I love ambiguois art & art that messes with your mind!
I will be posting some new work on my
ONE EYE GUY ETSY SHOP!
Hope you visit!
www.oneeyeguy.etsy.com
Bethann Shannon’s work is available for sale and licensing.
Registered & protected under copyright law. Some art & slogans are registered trademarks too. All Rights Reserved.
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SPERM LOOKING FOR A HOME by Bethann Shannon
Cute sperm looking to be born! This was an old painting I did in 2006 and added some words.
From my “Lil’Quids” ™ Collection of sperm…really cute. This little sperm hopes to find “2 people who really love each other” that can “take care” of her too!
All of my “SPERM ART” has to do with consciousness around all sexual decisions…smart choices…from protection, to family planning … and childbirth…Are you making the right choices? Can you really take care of a child for the next 18 years!? Do you want to risk getting pregnant? OR getting a STD or HIV? Think smart!
I opened a new shop on ZIBBET.com and this painting is for sale. Of course I still have my Etsy shop and MY PET SPERM ™ shop too! Hope you’ll visit & continue to make SMART CHOICES in your life!
After all…THIS IS YOUR LIFE! And this is how you started!
My shops:
www.thesillyspermshop.etsy.com
www.zibbet.com/theartangel
www.mypetsperm.com
Bethann Shannon’s work is registered and protected under Copyright Law. Some names and images are also protected under Trademark Law. All Rights Reserved. LICENSING AVAILABLE.
Categorized in Culture, Random and Uncategorized
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My Pet Sperm All Over The Planet
Well, I haven’t written in awhile.
Feeling overwhelmed & disturbed because “My Pet Sperm” & “Sperm Art” designs are being infringed upon.
Just dealing with all of that.
Please Visit Me:
www.bethannshannon.com (site down technical difficulties)
www.mypetsperm.com (site down for technical difficulties)
www.thesillyspermshop.com
www.flickr.com/theartangel/

My Pet Sperm sculpted by Bethann Shannon
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2 One Eyed Guys at The Museum by Bethann Shannon

- 2 One Eye Guys at The Museum

One Eye Guy Art by Bethann Shannon

- LOVE

2 One Eye Guys by Bethann Shannon

- ONE EYE GUY
I don’t know why I posted “One Eye Guy” on my “Sperm Art” blog…because he is not a penis.
I guess because of the name. But let me be very clear…One Eye Guy is not a penis. Perhaps penis like, but not a penis.
I guess because some call a penis “One Eyed Monster”, I thought I’d post him here to announce that I have finally posted more ONE EYE GUY art on my etsy shop…
www.oneeyeguy.etsy.com
I’m kinda hooked on this character! He just makes me giggle!
He’s ambiguous! I love that! You can read him several different ways!
I love it when there are more than one, too! I love it when they go to an art show!
I’ve just finished a book with my one eye guy drawings. I’m going to make some mini zines from it and post those soon on ETSY.
We even have a song for one eye guy! I’ll sing it for you one day!
I Just Love My One Eye Guy! He makes me so very high! I just love that One Eye Guy! Tell me Why! That One Eye Guy!
(That was most of the song)!
Well, I guess you can decide for yourself. I love him & I’m gonna keep painting & drawing One Eye Guy.
ONE EYE GUY
by American Woman Artist/Cartoonist
Bethann Shannon
Copyright 2009 All Rights Reserved
Categorized in ART, Adult Humor, LIFE and Uncategorized
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Bethann Shannon doesn’t just make “SPERM ART”…
which is focused on Safe Sex & Family Planning…
She has vast & varied themes & styles!
She is also a writer , performance artist and peace activist…
Please Visit and click “Slide Show” and enjoy!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/theartangel/sets/72157617446778313/

Condom Kid and The Lil' Quids (tm) Sperm Charcaters by Bethann Shannon
Stay tuned for Bethann’s new ZINE : “Sperm Counts”
Available soon at:
www.thesillyspermshop.etsy.com
ALSO:
www.mypetsperm.com
See SLIDE SHOW at flickr:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/theartangel/sets/72157617446778313/
A Friendly Warning: All of Bethann Shannon’s work is protected and registered under copyright law. Some images, slogans and names are also registered trademarks. Licensing Available.
www.uspto.gov
All Rights Reserved
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The Sperm Lady, Bethann Shannon, with her spermtail headband.

The Sperm Lady & friend David Deming at The Hair Ball 2009 IS183 Event
Artist and safe sex education advocate Bethann Shannon, affectionately called “The Sperm Lady” by her fans, is back creating her “sperm art”after a hysterectomy in February this year.
Her cartoons of the hysterectomy can be seen at:
www.flickr.com Search: “Sperm Art” or “The Hysterical Hysterectomy”
She is out and about (above) with friend,
Williamstown carpenter David Deming, at the fundraising event:
THE HAIR BALL, for IS183 Art School in The Berkshires.
He is wearing a “Got Hair” mohawk Bethann created and she is wearing a dramatic spermtail headband hair piece from the tails of her safe sex mascot product “My Pet Sperm”.
Bethann Shannon has been creating safe sex products and
“sperm art” (as she calls it) for 20 years.
Now that she is on the mend , she is developing
an animated safe sex video & workshop.
You can see her work at:
www.mypetsperm.com
www.thesillyspermshop.etsy.com
www.spermart.wordpress.com
www.cafepress.com/sillyspermshop
Bethann says “it’s good to be back & feeling healthy!”
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American Artist/ Safe Sex Education Advocate Bethann Shannon
ARTIST BETHANN SHANNON
with “KONICHIWA”…
Hello Sperm!
Good-Bye Eggs!
I just found out I have to get a hysterectomy.
No more eggs for me!
I’m almost 53, so, I wasn’t planning on having children.
I will say being “Child Free“, (funny, they used to say “Child Less“)
worked best for me…Me, being a rather wild, unsettled,
nomadic and financially challenged artist…
would have been tough…on everyone.
Even though I love children and they love me,
I believe being ‘CHILD FREE” was the best choice for me.
But even with that inner knowing, I believe it is natural for a woman to be feeling a loss & grieving around this surgery…
because it is so very final!
Sometimes it strikes me very dramatically,
and all I can do is cry!
Well, my emotions are all over the map!
I’m sure I’ll recover & rebalance myself and
I PROMISE …
Me, BETHANN SHANNON,
A.K.A. “THE SPERM LADY”
WILL CONTINUE
TO MAKE SPERM!
I promise! And have FUN doing it!
For More About Me & Sperm & Safe Sex…
www.mypetsperm.com
www.thesillyspermshop.etsy.com
www.cafepress.com/sillyspermshop
www.myspace.com/thespermlady
www.taltopia.com/spermart
www.flickr.com/spermart
www.flickr.com/theartangel/
Bethann Shannon’s work is protected under
Copyright Law & Trade Mark Law.
Licensing available. All Rights Reserved.
COPYRIGHT 1993- 2009
Categorized in 2009, 746, ART, Adult Humor, Health, Journey, LIFE, LOVE, Personal, Random, Science, THOUGHTS, entertainment, infertility and sex education
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- “ONE EYE GUY”

- www.oneeyeguy.etsy.com

- www.oneeyeguy.etsy.com

- one eye guy
One Eye Guy
by
American Artist
Bethann Shannon
Copyright 2004 -2009
All Rights Reserved
Categorized in 2009, 746, ART, Adult Humor, Cartoons, Culture, ETSY, Health, Humor, LIFE, LOVE, New Year, New Years, New Years Eve, New Years Resolutions, POLITICS, Personal, Random, SAFE SEX, Science, protection and sex
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